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Each aircraft if four engine will have two engines removed , twin engine craft will lose one in an economy drive.Jets will convert to running on household kerosine mixed with used engine oil - cheaper you see. All second officers sacked - don't need two of the bludgers. A rotweiller in each cockpit to keep the pilot under control. All routes straightened out to save on the new cheap fuel. Plane staff to have wages halved and hours doubled. No seat belts, customers will be manacled to their fruit boxes er seats.Of course fares will be increased substantionally Regards, numbat

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