Sorry.
It appears as though my rudeness has been exposed. I have had a few of you whinging and complaining that I haven't got anything in my "About Me" page. I have been busy OK!
I'll fix that up tomorrow. 50 Random Shannon facts will be served up. So lap it up kiddies!
Speaking of rude, my local supermarket is rude. Even if they like to pretend that they care about me. They have no clue of the concept of "lifetime value". I go in about once every two days and spend between $15 and $20, sometimes more. Quick maths; that's about $75 a week, $300 a month, about $3600 a year, or probably in excess of $25 000 over that last 6 or so years. Do you think they care? Nup. Without fail, they make me que up every night. Surely they should realise who I am by now? Why don't they reward my loyalty? I suppose I could go elsewhere, but what's the point, they dont know who I am either. So they'll make me que up too.
Even if they dont know who I am, they should talk to me because I am cleverer than them, I have worked out something about their business that they haven't. Even with all their sales, marketing and strategic gurus they still cant pick up the trend that I have...
People finish work about 5:00pm, they drive home and head to a supermarket (like me) to get stuff for dinner and tomorrows lunch. Thus they get to the supermarket between 5:30 and 6:00pm. So when do the supermarkets send staff on dinner breaks? Yep. Between 5:00 and 6:00. How obviously stupid is that? But, they won't work that out, which means I will probably be made to que to spend my next $25G's
Wonder if Roger ques up?
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